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Infamous Sports Incidents You May Have Forgotten About
Sports are awesome. When the athlete loses their shit during a game, that sport is even awesomer. If you’ve ever heard about the “Immaculate reception”, Muhammad Ali’s “Phantom punch” or … Continue reading
4 Incredible Facts You Want To Know (and how to make Pac-man sounds)
They say that you learn something new every day. That’s probably true unless you’re hungover for 30 straight hours. But even then you’ll probably learn something new…like how you and tequila … Continue reading
5 Driving Habits That Piss Us All Off
Sometimes (most of the time), other people will make you angry. Sometimes they’ll infuriate you, and yet SOMETIMESER, they’ll blow you through the roof with the stupid and inconsiderate things they do. … Continue reading
You Aren’t Fighting 100% – Until You Let Go
Athletically speaking, there’s a place called “The Zone” – It’s that place that people go where they can’t be beaten. You’ve been there before, albeit very rarely. That time in … Continue reading
Best Reviews EVER (Kind of)
I never ordered anything online until I gave it one shot, had a good experience then found out that they ask me to REVIEW MY EXPERIENCE. Awesome. I absolutely did review … Continue reading
Advice From The Best Samurai Ever
When asking yourself, “Who is the greatest Samurai ever?” there is only one answer – Miyamoto Musashi, he is widely regarded as the best Samurai that has ever lived. Not including … Continue reading
Some Jits Tips From Rolling
Jiu Jitsu borders steak and tits on my list of things that I think are awesome. I’ve come to the reality that black belts won’t give away secrets that they’ve … Continue reading
Weak Point Training In Jiu Jitsu – It Isn’t That Bad
Last Friday was the 13th. It was also one of the best days of rolling I’ve had in a while…go figure. With school and work (and injuries) lately, my jitz … Continue reading
5 MORE Insane Google Image Pictures (Graded By Me)
I must admit…I had a blast writing the first “Retarded Google Image Grading”, which you can see here. So much so, that I’ve decided to take this one-step further, by actually letting … Continue reading
Top 5 Items/Skills Necessary For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
As each day goes by, the chance of a zombie apocalypse seems more imminent. Therefore, you need guidance, and movies don’t help because those aren’t real zombies. A real zombie will … Continue reading
My Critique of Insane Google Pictures
I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into google images. I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page … Continue reading
I Know Everything About You (The 5 Handshakes That Give It Away)
The dumbest thing you can do in war is give yourself away. Give away your position, your intentions, your gun (duh)…you’re done. It’s war, man. So why on Earth would … Continue reading
Uchi Mata Tips (Mistakes I Make)
Yesterday I took 2nd in the Utah State Judo Championships. I didn’t take first for one reason; I didn’t commit to my uchi-mata. Let me explain. I took up Judo/Jiu-Jitsu … Continue reading
Things Break, Suck It Up
In the last two years and some change, here is a list of injuries that I’ve suffered during Judo randori and BJJ tournaments and rolling: Torn trapezius Fractured rib Torqued … Continue reading
I Grow Like a Plant
I’ve been told many times over that I have a gift for writing. As a teenager (the first time I heard it), I was understandably upset. The last thing a … Continue reading
