Posts Tagged: humor

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The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

jack scott vincent

The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

NUCLEARCHAINSAW SCOTT VINCENT UTAH jitsu

5 Iconic Children’s Characters That Are Actually Criminals


There are certain ways to scare kids – trust me, I’m an expert.  However, kids are dumber than you think…I mean, we all grew up and heard stories about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a variety of other shady

NUCLEARCHAINSAW SCOTT VINCENT UTAH jitsu

5 Iconic Children’s Characters That Are Actually Criminals


There are certain ways to scare kids – trust me, I’m an expert.  However, kids are dumber than you think…I mean, we all grew up and heard stories about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a variety of other shady

M-16 RIFLE SCOTT VINCENT USMC

Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

M-16 RIFLE SCOTT VINCENT USMC

Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

Evil (shown fertilized)

Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is F*cking EVIL


Do you know why we as a people like weird stuff?  Because it goes against what we know as real and feasible.  We like anything that can prove reality is something we don’t completely fathom…like why Lindsay Lohan is still

Evil (shown fertilized)

Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is F*cking EVIL


Do you know why we as a people like weird stuff?  Because it goes against what we know as real and feasible.  We like anything that can prove reality is something we don’t completely fathom…like why Lindsay Lohan is still

hug the grim reaper with acceptance scott howard vincent

5 Stages of Breaking Up (Plus Death!)


Besides being broken-up with quite often (but I don’t care, because fuck them), I have a friend that is coming into the age where he is realizing the difference between the sexes.  You know, how men are logical and women are

hug the grim reaper with acceptance scott howard vincent

5 Stages of Breaking Up (Plus Death!)


Besides being broken-up with quite often (but I don’t care, because fuck them), I have a friend that is coming into the age where he is realizing the difference between the sexes.  You know, how men are logical and women are

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

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Top 5 Nintendo Games That Changed My Life (and YOURS)


My brothers and I saved for months when Nintendo first came on the scene.  I was 11 years old.  We all skimmed at lunch at school and would come home then throw all of our money into styrofoam cups on

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Top 5 Nintendo Games That Changed My Life (and YOURS)


My brothers and I saved for months when Nintendo first came on the scene.  I was 11 years old.  We all skimmed at lunch at school and would come home then throw all of our money into styrofoam cups on

Son.................of.....................a bitch.

Top 7 Historical Examples of F*cking Over Your Buddy


Remember when you were 6 years old and the neighbor kid had that sweet transformer that disappeared from his house when you came over only to be replaced by your identical (albeit ”crappier”) version?  Or maybe that girl that you juuuust knew

Son.................of.....................a bitch.

Top 7 Historical Examples of F*cking Over Your Buddy


Remember when you were 6 years old and the neighbor kid had that sweet transformer that disappeared from his house when you came over only to be replaced by your identical (albeit ”crappier”) version?  Or maybe that girl that you juuuust knew

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D.B. Cooper, El Dorado, and Flight 19 SOLVED!


Disentangled           I figure since my life is now mostly composed of figuring out how women’s minds work, I might as well solve these nagging mysteries and free up some processing space.           Few things mesmerize me.  Bigfoot captured

Artist's conception

D.B. Cooper, El Dorado, and Flight 19 SOLVED!


Disentangled           I figure since my life is now mostly composed of figuring out how women’s minds work, I might as well solve these nagging mysteries and free up some processing space.           Few things mesmerize me.  Bigfoot captured