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Splits Are Necessary For Anything You Do (according to Van-Damme)


I grew up in the 80′s.  That being said, it’s safe to assume that I am of the strictest belief that throwing stars can stop a horde of ninjas, smoke-bombs will make you disappear, and fighting consists of throwing 15 punches

splits

Splits Are Necessary For Anything You Do (according to Van-Damme)


I grew up in the 80′s.  That being said, it’s safe to assume that I am of the strictest belief that throwing stars can stop a horde of ninjas, smoke-bombs will make you disappear, and fighting consists of throwing 15 punches

scott vincent serial killer

4 Serial Killers That You Should Look At In A New Light


Serial killers are bad because they kill people, and killing people serially is generally frowned upon. However, there are some famous killers that have reached almost mythical levels from their deeds. What’s even more insane, is that when given a

scott vincent serial killer

4 Serial Killers That You Should Look At In A New Light


Serial killers are bad because they kill people, and killing people serially is generally frowned upon. However, there are some famous killers that have reached almost mythical levels from their deeds. What’s even more insane, is that when given a

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5 Dinosaurs That Were Obviously Named While Drunk


In honor of the 20th anniversary release of Jurassic Park and my completely non-ridiculed-amongst-co-workers love for dinosaurs, I decided to look up exactly how many dinosaur species have been discovered up until now (it’s more than you think).  Upon reading the endless

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5 Dinosaurs That Were Obviously Named While Drunk


In honor of the 20th anniversary release of Jurassic Park and my completely non-ridiculed-amongst-co-workers love for dinosaurs, I decided to look up exactly how many dinosaur species have been discovered up until now (it’s more than you think).  Upon reading the endless

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5 MORE Insane Internet Pictures (Graded By Me)


I must admit…I had a blast writing the first “*Insane Internet Image Grading”, which you can see here. So much so, that I’ve decided to take this one-step further, by actually letting the internet choose the phrase for the picture, and again choosing

.........fantastic..

5 MORE Insane Internet Pictures (Graded By Me)


I must admit…I had a blast writing the first “*Insane Internet Image Grading”, which you can see here. So much so, that I’ve decided to take this one-step further, by actually letting the internet choose the phrase for the picture, and again choosing

Up the middle...just like your mom, but with a slight delay

4 Things Made Awesomely Better By Hitting (Or Dropping) Them


No, “women” aren’t on this list, so stop being retarded. You’ve seen it a million times…you know, that “Why didn’t I think of that?!” deal…Some stumblebum will inevitably pick up and object to move it to sweep the floor and drop said

Up the middle...just like your mom, but with a slight delay

4 Things Made Awesomely Better By Hitting (Or Dropping) Them


No, “women” aren’t on this list, so stop being retarded. You’ve seen it a million times…you know, that “Why didn’t I think of that?!” deal…Some stumblebum will inevitably pick up and object to move it to sweep the floor and drop said

Smokin' hot chick optional

Top 5 Items/Skills Necessary For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse


As each day goes by, the chance of a zombie apocalypse seems more imminent.  Therefore, you need guidance, and movies don’t help because those aren’t real zombies.  A real zombie will fuck you up – real quiet-like.   I have made a

Smokin' hot chick optional

Top 5 Items/Skills Necessary For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse


As each day goes by, the chance of a zombie apocalypse seems more imminent.  Therefore, you need guidance, and movies don’t help because those aren’t real zombies.  A real zombie will fuck you up – real quiet-like.   I have made a

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

Photo taken moments before it was realized that a cold garage isn't ideal for thawing out people

Top 5 Tales of Survival Too Insane For You To Pull Off


There’s “surviving”, then there’s “SUURVIVINNNG”.  I’ve survived many things in my life, but it tops out at the time I was 14 and had a cavity for a week.  That shit sucked.  However, I will gladly take a slap in

Photo taken moments before it was realized that a cold garage isn't ideal for thawing out people

Top 5 Tales of Survival Too Insane For You To Pull Off


There’s “surviving”, then there’s “SUURVIVINNNG”.  I’ve survived many things in my life, but it tops out at the time I was 14 and had a cavity for a week.  That shit sucked.  However, I will gladly take a slap in