Posts Tagged: funny

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What Happens With Bad Customer Service


Note to companies: If you treat your customers poorly, you’ll make for good internet fodder.  This is an e-mail from someone I know that had a bad experience at a car lot whose motto is, “we listen!” and I think

scott vincent

What Happens With Bad Customer Service


Note to companies: If you treat your customers poorly, you’ll make for good internet fodder.  This is an e-mail from someone I know that had a bad experience at a car lot whose motto is, “we listen!” and I think

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The Great Cat Massacre


WARNING: This isn’t graphic so much as kind of sick…the kind of sick that boys think is cool and is coincidentally the reason that dogs are better pets.  AND IF YOU’RE A CAT LOVER, please don’t continue, you’ll just not

scott vincent nuclearchainsaw cat massacre

The Great Cat Massacre


WARNING: This isn’t graphic so much as kind of sick…the kind of sick that boys think is cool and is coincidentally the reason that dogs are better pets.  AND IF YOU’RE A CAT LOVER, please don’t continue, you’ll just not

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The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

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The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

M-16 RIFLE SCOTT VINCENT USMC

Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

M-16 RIFLE SCOTT VINCENT USMC

Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

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Cats Being Jerks


It’s my firm belief that if armageddon were to hit and the world catch on fire, there would be a ridge of cat-silhouettes lining the ridges of the mountains…safely watching it transform into ash – at which point they’d eat our

asshole cat scott howard vincent nuclearchainsaw utah

Cats Being Jerks


It’s my firm belief that if armageddon were to hit and the world catch on fire, there would be a ridge of cat-silhouettes lining the ridges of the mountains…safely watching it transform into ash – at which point they’d eat our

elvis

5 Dinosaurs That Were Obviously Named While Drunk


In honor of the 20th anniversary release of Jurassic Park and my completely non-ridiculed-amongst-co-workers love for dinosaurs, I decided to look up exactly how many dinosaur species have been discovered up until now (it’s more than you think).  Upon reading the endless

elvis

5 Dinosaurs That Were Obviously Named While Drunk


In honor of the 20th anniversary release of Jurassic Park and my completely non-ridiculed-amongst-co-workers love for dinosaurs, I decided to look up exactly how many dinosaur species have been discovered up until now (it’s more than you think).  Upon reading the endless

Best Reviews EVER (Kind of)


I never ordered anything online until I gave it one shot, had a good experience then found out that they ask me to REVIEW MY EXPERIENCE.  Awesome.  I absolutely did review my experience for their world-known and extremely popular website.  Although my

Best Reviews EVER (Kind of)


I never ordered anything online until I gave it one shot, had a good experience then found out that they ask me to REVIEW MY EXPERIENCE.  Awesome.  I absolutely did review my experience for their world-known and extremely popular website.  Although my

lohan

5 Things I’ve Learned About Life By Watching “Monsterquest”


If I could have a television play only two channels it would be the NFL network and the History channel – the latter strictly for Monsterquest.  Whether you believe in Bigfoot, Nessie, Ogo Pogo, King Kong, the Penis Monster (I

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5 Things I’ve Learned About Life By Watching “Monsterquest”


If I could have a television play only two channels it would be the NFL network and the History channel – the latter strictly for Monsterquest.  Whether you believe in Bigfoot, Nessie, Ogo Pogo, King Kong, the Penis Monster (I

hug the grim reaper with acceptance scott howard vincent

5 Stages of Breaking Up (Plus Death!)


Besides being broken-up with quite often (but I don’t care, because fuck them), I have a friend that is coming into the age where he is realizing the difference between the sexes.  You know, how men are logical and women are

hug the grim reaper with acceptance scott howard vincent

5 Stages of Breaking Up (Plus Death!)


Besides being broken-up with quite often (but I don’t care, because fuck them), I have a friend that is coming into the age where he is realizing the difference between the sexes.  You know, how men are logical and women are

selfd

5 Completely Insane and Ridiculous Self Defense Videos


Stupid and ridiculous self-defense techniques have been around…well, since ever.  As long as there have been people who wanted credit for something they didn’t want to work at, we’ve had video demonstrations from “black belts” that are about as dangerous as a weathered box

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5 Completely Insane and Ridiculous Self Defense Videos


Stupid and ridiculous self-defense techniques have been around…well, since ever.  As long as there have been people who wanted credit for something they didn’t want to work at, we’ve had video demonstrations from “black belts” that are about as dangerous as a weathered box

.........fantastic..

5 MORE Insane Internet Pictures (Graded By Me)


I must admit…I had a blast writing the first “*Insane Internet Image Grading”, which you can see here. So much so, that I’ve decided to take this one-step further, by actually letting the internet choose the phrase for the picture, and again choosing

.........fantastic..

5 MORE Insane Internet Pictures (Graded By Me)


I must admit…I had a blast writing the first “*Insane Internet Image Grading”, which you can see here. So much so, that I’ve decided to take this one-step further, by actually letting the internet choose the phrase for the picture, and again choosing

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

"Cry, child!"

My Critique of Insane Internet Pictures


I’ve decided to come up with a formula (verb – noun – noun) and type it into search engines.  I will take the most interesting photo from the fist page and analyze it…you know, like an art lover but with the

Son.................of.....................a bitch.

Top 7 Historical Examples of F*cking Over Your Buddy


Remember when you were 6 years old and the neighbor kid had that sweet transformer that disappeared from his house when you came over only to be replaced by your identical (albeit ”crappier”) version?  Or maybe that girl that you juuuust knew

Son.................of.....................a bitch.

Top 7 Historical Examples of F*cking Over Your Buddy


Remember when you were 6 years old and the neighbor kid had that sweet transformer that disappeared from his house when you came over only to be replaced by your identical (albeit ”crappier”) version?  Or maybe that girl that you juuuust knew

Artist's conception

D.B. Cooper, El Dorado, and Flight 19 SOLVED!


Disentangled           I figure since my life is now mostly composed of figuring out how women’s minds work, I might as well solve these nagging mysteries and free up some processing space.           Few things mesmerize me.  Bigfoot captured

Artist's conception

D.B. Cooper, El Dorado, and Flight 19 SOLVED!


Disentangled           I figure since my life is now mostly composed of figuring out how women’s minds work, I might as well solve these nagging mysteries and free up some processing space.           Few things mesmerize me.  Bigfoot captured