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But I Didn’t Know Steroids Were Illegal…(letter to athletes)

09 Jan

…Bullshit.

In 2007 Royce Gracie (The damned “father” of UFC ground game) tested positive for nandrolone – an anabolic steroid.  He denied it.

Vitor Belfort (one of my favorite fighters) tested positive for testosterone in 2006.  Although his doctor said he gave them to Vitor post-surgery without his knowledge….when was the last time you had anything done by a doctor without knowing?

Barry Bonds?  He denies it, his “trainer” must have hooked him up without him knowing

Mark McGuire? He pleaded the 5th

Rafael Palmeiro? He POINTED at the committe and shook his finger stating, “Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids, period. I don’t know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never.”… that was March, 2005, in August 2005 (yes, 5 months later, he tested positive for steroids)  D U M B A S S

Chael Sonnen? Fights the fight of his career against “The Spider”, then tests positive with a ratio of 16.9:1.  Regular for a high-level athlete is around 3 or 4:1.   I can somewhat let Chael off the hook for this one, although he said it was medically administered, he admitted he took it and claimed he was in the process of going through the correct avenues for the UFC to have knowledge…but who knows?

NOW, Chris “Cyborg” Santos.  You know her:

I will kill your shit, eat your shit, then kill the shit I shit out!
Look at that chick.  She JUST NOW popped for steroids…Yes, JUST NOW…after she wiped her ass with every other girl that’s ever wanted to be a fighter.  Like we didn’t see this coming.  What’s best?  Her quote…and unsurprisingly, she admits it but it wasn’t intentional:

“While I was preparing myself for my last fight I was having a difficult time cutting weight and used a dietary supplement that I was assured was safe and not prohibited from use in sports competition. It was never my intention to obtain an unfair advantage over Hiroko, mislead Strikeforce, the Commission or my fans. I train harder than any fighter in MMA and do not need drugs to win in the cage, and I have proven this time and time again!”

For those not in the “know”, she used stanozolol (otherwise known as winstrol) to cut and lose weight.  The best part?  She has proven she “doesn’t need drugs to win”…well, judging by the looks, she has, she just didn’t get caught until now.

Which brings me to the point; for being a bunch of fighters and athletes, you sure are a bunch of pussies.  Maybe that’s why I admire Chael (using the term in a finicky manner).  He at least admitted he took it.  That’s what I want.  Either don’t do it, or be honest, kick someone’s ass then tell me you cheated…I’ll be ok with that, I mean, you’ll probably get a rematch and whoever’s ass you kicked will be on a B-line for yours, which again, will make a great fight.

JUST STOP BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE.  Enough.  Fuck.  I’m not a professional athlete, but I know whether I’m drinking milk or 1,000mg of winstrol, you should too.

 

 

 
 

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Posted by on January 9, 2012 in Jiu Jitsu and Judo

 

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