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What Happens With Bad Customer Service


Note to companies: If you treat your customers poorly, you’ll make for good internet fodder.  This is an e-mail from someone I know that had a bad experience at a car lot whose motto is, “we listen!” and I think

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What Happens With Bad Customer Service


Note to companies: If you treat your customers poorly, you’ll make for good internet fodder.  This is an e-mail from someone I know that had a bad experience at a car lot whose motto is, “we listen!” and I think

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Submit Your Jiu Jitsu Plateau


You’re at a plateau in your jiu jitsu - another long period of time where no progression is seen.  You’re in that area of limbo where you’re just floating and everyone above you is getting better, everyone below you is inching closer and you’re

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Submit Your Jiu Jitsu Plateau


You’re at a plateau in your jiu jitsu - another long period of time where no progression is seen.  You’re in that area of limbo where you’re just floating and everyone above you is getting better, everyone below you is inching closer and you’re

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7 BJJ Tips To Calm Your First-Tournament Nerves


Your first jiu jitsu tournament can run you rampant with confusion, stress, and andrenaline.  I have yet to see someone enter their first competition and get full of questions, cotton mouth and nerves.  Here are some tips to help  make

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7 BJJ Tips To Calm Your First-Tournament Nerves


Your first jiu jitsu tournament can run you rampant with confusion, stress, and andrenaline.  I have yet to see someone enter their first competition and get full of questions, cotton mouth and nerves.  Here are some tips to help  make

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Cats Look NOTHING Like Dolphins – Customer Feedback


We are coming to an Apex in society.  I’m a firm believer in that poor habits don’t change until the masses have had enough and their anger explodes into awesome reviews or they get so fed up with bullshit that

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Cats Look NOTHING Like Dolphins – Customer Feedback


We are coming to an Apex in society.  I’m a firm believer in that poor habits don’t change until the masses have had enough and their anger explodes into awesome reviews or they get so fed up with bullshit that

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Odd Theories About The Zodiac Killer


The Zodiac Killer got away with it.  For 40 years different theories have come up on why and how he was never caught – from police ineptitude to the multiple killer theory to him simply being…well, clever. Here are some

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Odd Theories About The Zodiac Killer


The Zodiac Killer got away with it.  For 40 years different theories have come up on why and how he was never caught – from police ineptitude to the multiple killer theory to him simply being…well, clever. Here are some

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The Lawn


I had last told my wife she was pretty when she was still debating my favorite meal.  Staring up at the ceiling with potatoes on my chest, it was plainly obvious that had I mentioned it more often through the

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The Lawn


I had last told my wife she was pretty when she was still debating my favorite meal.  Staring up at the ceiling with potatoes on my chest, it was plainly obvious that had I mentioned it more often through the

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Splits Are Necessary For Anything You Do (according to Van-Damme)


I grew up in the 80′s.  That being said, it’s safe to assume that I am of the strictest belief that throwing stars can stop a horde of ninjas, smoke-bombs will make you disappear, and fighting consists of throwing 15 punches

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Splits Are Necessary For Anything You Do (according to Van-Damme)


I grew up in the 80′s.  That being said, it’s safe to assume that I am of the strictest belief that throwing stars can stop a horde of ninjas, smoke-bombs will make you disappear, and fighting consists of throwing 15 punches

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4 Reasons “Crocodile” Dundee Is Really An Asshole


I grew up watching Crocodile Dundee.  I remember it being a great fish-out-of-water story and something of an inspiration…but that was when I was still a kid and had yet to experience the movie through an adult lens.  Now that

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4 Reasons “Crocodile” Dundee Is Really An Asshole


I grew up watching Crocodile Dundee.  I remember it being a great fish-out-of-water story and something of an inspiration…but that was when I was still a kid and had yet to experience the movie through an adult lens.  Now that

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9 Laws To Improve Your Jiu Jitsu Game


Improving your Jiu jitsu game is a never-ending quest – like trying to find someone who eye fucks me more sexily than Wes Welker.  So, I’m always on the lookout for ways to improve mine.  The Art of War helped me in ways, and because of

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9 Laws To Improve Your Jiu Jitsu Game


Improving your Jiu jitsu game is a never-ending quest – like trying to find someone who eye fucks me more sexily than Wes Welker.  So, I’m always on the lookout for ways to improve mine.  The Art of War helped me in ways, and because of

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Brazilian Jiu jitsu Belt Rank System (IBJJF)


“How long does it take to get a blue belt in jiu jitsu?” I know you’ve heard that question – or at the very least, some manifestation of it…i.e. sacrifice “blue” for “purple”, “brown” or “black” belt. Well, you can

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Brazilian Jiu jitsu Belt Rank System (IBJJF)


“How long does it take to get a blue belt in jiu jitsu?” I know you’ve heard that question – or at the very least, some manifestation of it…i.e. sacrifice “blue” for “purple”, “brown” or “black” belt. Well, you can

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The Great Cat Massacre


WARNING: This isn’t graphic so much as kind of sick…the kind of sick that boys think is cool and is coincidentally the reason that dogs are better pets.  AND IF YOU’RE A CAT LOVER, please don’t continue, you’ll just not

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The Great Cat Massacre


WARNING: This isn’t graphic so much as kind of sick…the kind of sick that boys think is cool and is coincidentally the reason that dogs are better pets.  AND IF YOU’RE A CAT LOVER, please don’t continue, you’ll just not

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8 Martial Arts Fails That REALLY Fail


We’ve all seen the afro-ninja or the coconut failures on television.  While funny as hell, they’re getting a little played out and I figured that I’d be able to find some not-so-viewed martial arts fails on the internet.  Not surprisingly

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8 Martial Arts Fails That REALLY Fail


We’ve all seen the afro-ninja or the coconut failures on television.  While funny as hell, they’re getting a little played out and I figured that I’d be able to find some not-so-viewed martial arts fails on the internet.  Not surprisingly

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5 Myths You Grew Up Believing That Are Wrong


Nothing is worse than knowing that you’re wrong.  I take that back – getting stabbed is probably worse than knowing you’re wrong, but that’s probably why you get stabbed in the first place. Regardless, I try to learn something new every

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5 Myths You Grew Up Believing That Are Wrong


Nothing is worse than knowing that you’re wrong.  I take that back – getting stabbed is probably worse than knowing you’re wrong, but that’s probably why you get stabbed in the first place. Regardless, I try to learn something new every

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10 Awesome Explosions (MISSILES AND BOMBS!)


I came into work over the weekend and found out what the news had in store for me – a train explosion, a crashed airplane because of an explosion and a car that apparently pulled over to the side of

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10 Awesome Explosions (MISSILES AND BOMBS!)


I came into work over the weekend and found out what the news had in store for me – a train explosion, a crashed airplane because of an explosion and a car that apparently pulled over to the side of

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GAS: One Of The Cheapest Liquids You Buy (I’m not kidding)


I hate paying for gas.  I especially hate paying for gas when I’m watching me actually pay for it.  I sit there and pump my car full of its food and as the numbers flick by on the gas pump,

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GAS: One Of The Cheapest Liquids You Buy (I’m not kidding)


I hate paying for gas.  I especially hate paying for gas when I’m watching me actually pay for it.  I sit there and pump my car full of its food and as the numbers flick by on the gas pump,

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Jiu Jitsu (In a neck-shell)


Someone in class has been consistent in asking me about submissions.  For the last two weeks it has been, “I need more submissions”.  I insure them that needing more submissions probably isn’t the case.  They disagreed so we rolled.  After

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Jiu Jitsu (In a neck-shell)


Someone in class has been consistent in asking me about submissions.  For the last two weeks it has been, “I need more submissions”.  I insure them that needing more submissions probably isn’t the case.  They disagreed so we rolled.  After

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Guard From Anywhere


Having been injured lately, I’ve been off the mat quite a bit.  Because of that, I’ve also been watching more and getting more questions – most of them about different guards and what they look like and physics behind them. 

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Guard From Anywhere


Having been injured lately, I’ve been off the mat quite a bit.  Because of that, I’ve also been watching more and getting more questions – most of them about different guards and what they look like and physics behind them. 

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The 4 Manliest World Records


The Guiness Book of World Records has long been the foremost authority on world records.  I remember I had a copy of the book in the late 1980′s and it was near 800 pages long and filled with the kinds of

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The 4 Manliest World Records


The Guiness Book of World Records has long been the foremost authority on world records.  I remember I had a copy of the book in the late 1980′s and it was near 800 pages long and filled with the kinds of

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The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

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The World According To Jack (Who is 7)


Kids say the darndest things.  They can also mind-fuck your brains out if you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I guess you could

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4 Serial Killers That You Should Look At In A New Light


Serial killers are bad because they kill people, and killing people serially is generally frowned upon. However, there are some famous killers that have reached almost mythical levels from their deeds. What’s even more insane, is that when given a

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4 Serial Killers That You Should Look At In A New Light


Serial killers are bad because they kill people, and killing people serially is generally frowned upon. However, there are some famous killers that have reached almost mythical levels from their deeds. What’s even more insane, is that when given a

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3 Very Awesome (and famous) Jiu Jitsu Matches


If you go to youtube and type in “awesome jiu jitsu match”, you’re going to find a lot of good ones and a lot of backyard matches that are horrible.  Look long enough though, and you’ll find some great ones. 

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3 Very Awesome (and famous) Jiu Jitsu Matches


If you go to youtube and type in “awesome jiu jitsu match”, you’re going to find a lot of good ones and a lot of backyard matches that are horrible.  Look long enough though, and you’ll find some great ones. 

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20 Quotes To Brighten Your Day (or ruin it)


Famous people say things…things that stick with you.  Some are insanely good and motivating where some are bathroom-wall material.  Either way, looked at in the correct light you can apply them to different aspects of your life which will allow

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20 Quotes To Brighten Your Day (or ruin it)


Famous people say things…things that stick with you.  Some are insanely good and motivating where some are bathroom-wall material.  Either way, looked at in the correct light you can apply them to different aspects of your life which will allow

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Tap Semi-Early and Extremely Often


You’ve heard it thousands upon millions of times, “tap early, tap often”, but how much of that goes into one ear and right out the other?  How many times do you start rolling and get exhausted because you were trying

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Tap Semi-Early and Extremely Often


You’ve heard it thousands upon millions of times, “tap early, tap often”, but how much of that goes into one ear and right out the other?  How many times do you start rolling and get exhausted because you were trying

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5 Iconic Children’s Characters That Are Actually Criminals


There are certain ways to scare kids – trust me, I’m an expert.  However, kids are dumber than you think…I mean, we all grew up and heard stories about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a variety of other shady

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5 Iconic Children’s Characters That Are Actually Criminals


There are certain ways to scare kids – trust me, I’m an expert.  However, kids are dumber than you think…I mean, we all grew up and heard stories about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a variety of other shady

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Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

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Favorite Pranks From The Marines


If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience.  For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing

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“The Art of War” …In Terms of Jiu Jitsu


For those that don’t know, The Art of War is a book by Sun Tzu that has endured many translations and is used as a reference in many countries for senior managers of companies.  The reason for this is that

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“The Art of War” …In Terms of Jiu Jitsu


For those that don’t know, The Art of War is a book by Sun Tzu that has endured many translations and is used as a reference in many countries for senior managers of companies.  The reason for this is that

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Cats Being Jerks


It’s my firm belief that if armageddon were to hit and the world catch on fire, there would be a ridge of cat-silhouettes lining the ridges of the mountains…safely watching it transform into ash – at which point they’d eat our

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Cats Being Jerks


It’s my firm belief that if armageddon were to hit and the world catch on fire, there would be a ridge of cat-silhouettes lining the ridges of the mountains…safely watching it transform into ash – at which point they’d eat our

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Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is F*cking EVIL


Do you know why we as a people like weird stuff?  Because it goes against what we know as real and feasible.  We like anything that can prove reality is something we don’t completely fathom…like why Lindsay Lohan is still

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Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is F*cking EVIL


Do you know why we as a people like weird stuff?  Because it goes against what we know as real and feasible.  We like anything that can prove reality is something we don’t completely fathom…like why Lindsay Lohan is still

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Wrecking Taylor


I sat down tonight in order to write a funny article but had no idea what to write…as has been the issue for the last week or so – thus is the problem with jeeniuses (see what I did there?).

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Wrecking Taylor


I sat down tonight in order to write a funny article but had no idea what to write…as has been the issue for the last week or so – thus is the problem with jeeniuses (see what I did there?).

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If “Titanic” Met “Full Metal Jacket”


I think movies are either terribly boring or terribly exciting.  “Chick flicks” as they’re called fall into my terribly boring category, so I decided to do a little experiment. This is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the Senior Drill Instructor (and all

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If “Titanic” Met “Full Metal Jacket”


I think movies are either terribly boring or terribly exciting.  “Chick flicks” as they’re called fall into my terribly boring category, so I decided to do a little experiment. This is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the Senior Drill Instructor (and all